HOT DAMN, I’m not sure which villains are running WordPress, but they apparently don’t like me. They’ve been taunting me all day with hilarious password changes. By the time I try to log in with my fresh new password, theyve already sent me a new one. My IP has been on lockdown for at least 6 or 7 years now for failed log in attempts, but today, today I made it on. LET FREEDOM RANNNNGG! All I want to do is get shit crunk. Is that too much to ask? Christ. Even if you hate these jams, just mute your speakers and press play to spite this WordPress cult.
Stay gold.